Creator Jokes

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Long ago in a Polish town there lived a wise Rabbi. One night a
peddler came to the Rabbi's house. "Rabbi," he said, "I am going to kill
myself!"
"Heaven, forbid!" cried the Rabbi, "What could make you have
such a sinful thought?"
"Is it better than I should starve to death!
Today my horse died and without a horse I cannot earn my living!"
"Look,"
said the Rabbi, "the Holy One, Blessed be He, will provide for you.
Tonight, at midnight, meet me at the stable of the Count." The peddler
had no idea what the Rabbi could mean, but obediently he arrived at
the Count's stables at 12 o'clock sharp. The Rabbi took him to one of
the stalls and told him to take the beautiful white stallion standing
there.
"Oy, vay!" said the peddler, "I can't do this, the Count will
have me hanged!"
"Don't worry," the Rabbi assured him, "take the more...

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It seems that when the Creator was making the world, He called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life.
Man was horrified-------------------only twenty years!
But the Creator didn't budge. That was all he would grant him. The he called the monkeys aside and gave them 20 years. "But I don't need twenty years," said the monkey, "all I need is 10." Then the man spoke up and said "Can't I have the other 10 years?" And the monkey agreed.
Then the Creator called the lion and gave him 20 years. The lion said 10 would be plenty. Again man asked for then other ten years and the lion agreed.
Then the Creator called the donkey aside and gave them 20 years. "But I don't need twenty years," said the donkey, "ten years is all I need."
Once again man asked for the other 10 years and once again he recieved them.
This explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 more...

Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable.