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    Who Is It

    Hot 2 years ago

    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
    that,
    it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
    Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
    Minister,
    please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
    has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
    and
    says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
    President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
    returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza more...

    A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

    The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

    Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.

    The boss says, "What the hell is that?"

    Boudreaux says, "Tree' n tree' n tree makes nine."

    "Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99."

    Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says.

    The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

    Boudreaux more...

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver more...

    WOW BALGOBIN....

    Hot 2 years ago

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
    BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    -TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
    BALGOBIN: Here it is!
    TEACHER: more...

    Bride

    Hot 1 year ago

    Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
    ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
    your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
    The old brahmin answered "Haan! !
    More that that, she is Sundara Vati and Padma Vati"
    But can she cook and keep house"? Asked the young man "Oh yes,
    she is Dharma Vati" answered the old man
    "Now, can she sew"? asked the young man "Oh yes yes,
    she can not only sew, but she is KalaVati " answered the old man
    "What about her education"? Asked the young man
    "She is Vidya Vati" answered the old man
    "And the Vedas"? Asked the young man "Oh yes yes,
    she is Veda Vati" answered the old man
    The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her.
    Two days later he comes back with his newly married more...

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