"Bull Of Samoa" joke

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China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says, "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa.". Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of China, takes a crap on the green grass of New Zealand and bones the Queen of New England."

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

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Fat

your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

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