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    The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

    "Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure:

    * In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
    * In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
    * In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
    * In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
    * In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

    * In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

    POPE

    Hot 1 year ago

    In Year 1981
    1. Prince Charles got married
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
    3. Australia lost the Ashes
    4. Pope Died
    In Year 2005
    1. Prince Charles got married (again)
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
    3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
    4. Pope Died (again)
    Moral of the story -
    In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....
    Please warn the Pope

    On the Train

    Hot 1 year ago

    A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit.Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other. There was room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted. "You Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see my dog is sitting there"? He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to hold your dog if I could sit down" he said.The lady more...

    The Romantic Sailor

    Hot 3 years ago

    A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
    "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
    Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing more...

    During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe
    for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a
    supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a
    train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find
    a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train
    looking for any place to sit down.
    Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was
    room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking,
    older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
    "Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.
    The lady was insulted. "You bloody Americans are so rude", she said,
    "can't you see my dog is sitting there"?
    He walked through the train once more and still could not find a seat.
    He found himself back at the same place.
    "Lady I love dogs - have more...

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