"Why did Hitler commit suicide?" joke

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- He got his gas bill

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
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tia smith:Haha i have tears in my eyes .. <a href="http://pickuplinesworld.com/jokes/hitler-jokes/"></a>
Funny Joke? 33 vote(s). 76% are positive. 1 comment(s).