"Why did Hitler commit suicide?" joke

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- He got his gas bill

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Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said.I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!""Like more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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tia smith:Haha i have tears in my eyes .. <a href="http://pickuplinesworld.com/jokes/hitler-jokes/"></a>
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