"Three Men On Boat" joke
There was a Colombian, a Mexican and an American on a boat. The Mexican sees the Colombian throw a coffee bean overboard as he walks by. "Why'de you throw the coffee bean over?" asks the Mexican.
"Because we have too many in our country". So the Mexican throws a Taco overboard. Seeing this the American asks "why did you throw that Taco overboard?".
The Mexican Replies "because we have too many in our country".
So the American picks the Mexican up and throws him overboard...
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that", replied the more...
What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.
Q: What did one faggot say to the other faggot at the gay bar?
A: Can I push your stool in?