"Chuck Norris gargle" joke
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!