"Chuck Norris gargle" joke

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...



your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

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