"Chuck Norris gargle" joke
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...