"Chuck Norris gargle" joke

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

Come on you miserable bastards were some colours
Nan stop were at a funeral

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