"Chuck Norris gargle" joke

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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