"Chuck Norris gargle" joke

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who who.
Who who who?
Is there an owl in here?

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

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