"Chuck Norris gargle" joke
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!