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    Cucumber, Pickle & Penis

    Hot 2 weeks ago

    One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
    The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
    The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
    The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!

    What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
    A cock that stays up all night.

    Knock knock... cows

    Hot 2 weeks ago

    Person 1: Knock, Knock
    Person 2: Who's there?
    Person 1: Cows go.
    Person 2: Cows go who?
    Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

    Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!'
    Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
    'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie.
    'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!'
    She smiles and they start kissing.
    When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.'
    Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
    'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie.
    'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!'
    They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!'
    Our hero rips off her panties, grabs more...

    Another Dumb Blonde

    Hot 2 days ago

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
    With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

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