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    One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
    The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
    The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
    The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!

    What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
    A cock that stays up all night.

    Knock knock... cows

    Hot 1 week ago

    Person 1: Knock, Knock
    Person 2: Who's there?
    Person 1: Cows go.
    Person 2: Cows go who?
    Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

    Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!'
    Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
    'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie.
    'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!'
    She smiles and they start kissing.
    When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.'
    Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
    'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie.
    'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!'
    They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!'
    Our hero rips off her panties, grabs more...

    Secret Sauerkraut

    Hot 17 hours ago

    A doctor started having an affair with his nurse.
    Shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.
    Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.'
    But, how will you know when our baby is born?' she asked.'
    Well,' he said,' after you've had the baby, just send me a postcard and write' sauerkraut' on the back.'
    Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.
    Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his office.'
    Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today,' she explained.' I don't understand what it means!''
    Just wait until I get home and I'll read it,' he replied.
    Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his postcard, which said:' Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut: Two with wieners, One without!'

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