"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5, 000.00.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys more...

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two more...

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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danna:howie haha
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zach:boy your hairline be looking like the chinese languege
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Zoe:Heard it before
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Zoe:Acushully it zip on the cupboard willie is in it and pees running around the class like a headless chicken
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wally:Did you hear abot the gay cockroach? It came out of the closet...
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