"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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danna:howie haha
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zach:boy your hairline be looking like the chinese languege
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Zoe:Heard it before
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Zoe:Acushully it zip on the cupboard willie is in it and pees running around the class like a headless chicken
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wally:Did you hear abot the gay cockroach? It came out of the closet...
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bonnie:Ha ha
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