"A dirty Rooster and Owl riddle" joke

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see more...

Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned.
They each had to come before St. Peter to be admitted into heaven.
First came one of the straight guys and his more...

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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danna:howie haha
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zach:boy your hairline be looking like the chinese languege
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Zoe:Acushully it zip on the cupboard willie is in it and pees running around the class like a headless chicken
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