"Cucumber, Pickle & Penis" joke

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Black2J:Your hairline so bad Harriet Tubman went to the back of the bus
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Lona :love it
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young boy:Yo hair look like u got a shape up with a horses back kick.
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Lolcutiepie:Your hairline. Going. To. The. Dumpster to. Shop
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simon:thats lebron james wish lol -_-
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amy:if i was the kid i would want to suck the dads dick and moms pussy
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banana:i love that joke :)
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banana:i love that joke :)
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