"Cucumber, Pickle & Penis" joke

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Black2J:Your hairline so bad Harriet Tubman went to the back of the bus
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Lona :love it
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young boy:Yo hair look like u got a shape up with a horses back kick.
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Lolcutiepie:Your hairline. Going. To. The. Dumpster to. Shop
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amy:if i was the kid i would want to suck the dads dick and moms pussy
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banana:i love that joke :)
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