"Cucumber, Pickle & Penis" joke

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was
told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to
Communist Hell.
Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to
Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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CHARLIE:IT WAS LONG BUT FUNNY
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Black2J:Your hairline so bad Harriet Tubman went to the back of the bus
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Lona :love it
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young boy:Yo hair look like u got a shape up with a horses back kick.
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Lolcutiepie:Your hairline. Going. To. The. Dumpster to. Shop
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simon:thats lebron james wish lol -_-
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amy:if i was the kid i would want to suck the dads dick and moms pussy
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banana:i love that joke :)
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banana:i love that joke :)
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