"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has ne..." joke

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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