"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has ne..." joke

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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