"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has ne..." joke

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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