"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has ne..." joke

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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