"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did..." joke

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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destiny :ur hairline is so far back I asked bob the builder can he fix it he said no cuz that shits so far back
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Isiah:Yo mama so fat when she got on the bus and saw some 3 white boys she was like someone catch that runnin twinkies
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