"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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