"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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evan horvath:boi your hairline goes farther back than jesus
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chris:i tied her boobs up
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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