"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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evan horvath:boi your hairline goes farther back than jesus
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chris:i tied her boobs up
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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