"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.