"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!