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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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evan horvath:boi your hairline goes farther back than jesus
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chris:i tied her boobs up
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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