"Eternity" joke

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Michael Murphy:I heard that one about blacksmiths. I'm a blacksmith, so I tell it all the time.
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Ag-Ath:They never said which parts of whose bodies were in what cars.....
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carleyon brown:yo hairline be surfin on dat surf board
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ethan:yo mama so ulgy she scared the shit out the toliet
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ethan:yo hairline made NIKE history
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DNL:it was relly good but make more funny short jokes about shoes
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lol:lol how funny but it did not make me laugh
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Moonslice:It means After Dinner I Did A Shit...
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Bigunz:LMAO! Great!
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cr7sid:dont get it
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