"Eternity" joke

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, more...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all working for NASA, were discussing where to go on their next expedition.
"Let's go to the Moon," the brunette suggested.
"No. Let's go to Mars," said the redhead.
The brunette and redhead sat there arguing more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd more...

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Michael Murphy:I heard that one about blacksmiths. I'm a blacksmith, so I tell it all the time.
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Ag-Ath:They never said which parts of whose bodies were in what cars.....
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carleyon brown:yo hairline be surfin on dat surf board
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ethan:yo mama so ulgy she scared the shit out the toliet
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ethan:yo hairline made NIKE history
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DNL:it was relly good but make more funny short jokes about shoes
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lol:lol how funny but it did not make me laugh
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Moonslice:It means After Dinner I Did A Shit...
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Bigunz:LMAO! Great!
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cr7sid:dont get it
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