Road Jokes

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    Eternity

    Hot 3 months ago

    What is the definition of eternity?
    Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

    Freeway

    Hot 2 months ago

    When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.

    The Longest Duck Joke

    Hot 2 months ago

    A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck. I'm really sorry, but we need the money. I want you to take the duck to town and bring back the money."So the son takes the duck and sets off down the road. Halfway to town he runs into a hooker. She says, "Hey kid, I could show you a really good time if you're interested." He replies, "I'd sure like to, but all I have to pay with is this duck." "Well," she says, "maybe we can work something out."So they go off into the bushes and the branches are snapping and feathers flying... When they come out, she is breathless and says, "Wow! That was incredible! Not bad for a kid. Tell you what, if you can do that again, I'll give you back your duck."As you might guess, he's all for that idea. So they return to the bushes and get it on again. When they are done she is still amazed at his more...

    nan car joke

    Hot 1 month agoby lily

    nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
    me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

    There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
    rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
    driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
    and yelled,
    "Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
    I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

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