"nan car joke" joke

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nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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