"nan car joke" joke

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nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

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