"There was this blonde lady in a row..." joke

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There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
and yelled,
"Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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