Cross Jokes

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    A Catholic boy and a Mormon boy are arguing about which is smarter. The Catholic boy suggests they go to his priest in the Catholic cathedral and ask him to help them resolve the problem.
    Upon entering the cathedral, the Catholic boy tells the priest of their problem figuring out who was smarter - to which the priest quickly replied, "Well, the Catholic boy is smarter, of course."
    The Mormon boy wasn't convinced, so he asked the priest to prove it. So, the priest pointed up to the large wall in the cathedral where a huge cross with the crucifix stood - also with the two people crucified on either side of Him also on the wall.
    The priest asked the Mormon boy who the man in the center was, to which he quickly replied, "That's Jesus on the cross - of course!"
    The priest nodded approvingly, then asked, "now who is that on the right of Him?" The Mormon boy didn't know.
    "Now who is that on His left?" The Mormon boy didn't know that more...

    Redneck Joke

    Hot 2 years ago

    There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river.
    Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the Cajun was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
    "Aight, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.
    The Cajun replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. I know you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"

    Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
    A. Becuase he was stuck to the chicken.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    GEORGE W. BUSH
    I don't think I should have to answer that question.
    AL GORE
    I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
    crossing the road represented the application of these two different
    functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater
    services to the American people.
    RALPH NADER
    The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
    unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
    habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
    of a gas-guzzling SUV.
    PAT BUCHANAN
    To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
    MARTHA STEWART
    No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
    order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
    certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
    JERRY more...

    The bridge

    Hot 6 months ago

    One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no way of crossing the river.

    The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.

    Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God,give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.

    The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman and he walked across the bridge.

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