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    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: 45 lbs.

    Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 45 minutes

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    The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: 45 lbs.
    Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 45 minutes
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    Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
    A: Sexual harassment
    Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
    A: $3.99 a minute
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    One sperm says to the other,' 'How far is it to the ovaries?'' The other one says,' 'Relax. We just passed the tonsils.''
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    Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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    Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
    Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
    A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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    Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, more...

    Some of these are EXTREMELY offensive. Women who are sensitive
    should
    probably skip this. Why women!? Any FCP or men too!!

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    1. What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy is warm
    and moist. A cunt is what owns it.

    2. What's a clitoris? A female hood ornament.

    3. What's the only bad thing about the 69 position? The view.

    4. Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long
    enough to build up pressure.

    5. Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair? Because if
    you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.

    6. Why did god give men penises? So we'd always have at least one
    way to shut a woman up!

    7. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You
    don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

    8. How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you.

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    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw? The exhaust.

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