"Difference" joke

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized.

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devil:but if they have butts its okay
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