"Difference" joke

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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devil:but if they have butts its okay
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