"A really Un-PC riddle" joke

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

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damarri:Yo hairline is messed up u should grab a ruler and a black marker and make it straight
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beaner99:In Spanish it stands for Asociasion De Idiotas Dispuestos A Superarse
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jeriel:nd ther it is!
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