Blind Jokes

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

YO MAMMA so dumb she got ran over by a parked car and its true dont deny it i saw it with my own blind eyes!!! and i spent all of last night sniffing a rug

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

A blind man and his seeing eye dog are in the supermarket doing some shopping. Suddenly in the middle of an aisle, the man picks up his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around. A startled shop assistant rushes over and says to the man "What's the matter?" she yells, "Can I help you?" The blind man continues swinging the dog and casually replies, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."