Rabbit Jokes

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    How Do You...

    Hot 1 year ago

    How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
    have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
    you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
    have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
    One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
    picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.

    When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the
    stream. He raised his umbrella and went,' bang, bang' and the
    rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

    Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. 'Hey,' he called. 'I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits? 'Yes. Come and join us,' they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. 'What else do you wild rabbits do?' he asked. 'Well,' one of them said. 'You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.' This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, 'What else do more...

    Short Lawyer Jokes III

    Hot 5 years ago

    Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
    A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
    If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
    Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
    A: Not enough cement.
    Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
    A: Another lawyer.
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two. One to change it, and one to kick the stool out from under him.
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: How many can you afford?
    Q: What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
    A: The vulture eventually lets go.
    Person 1: I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money. Person 2: Why do you say that? Person 1: Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up more...

    Bear and rabbit

    Hot 6 years ago

    A bear was chasing a rabbit around the woods, when the rabbit came across a magic frog. He said that if they stopped fighting he'd grant them 3 wishes each "Bear, you go first" the frog said. So the bear wished that all the bears in the wood except him were female. The rabbit then asked for a motorbike." poof, two wishes left." " duh, " thought the bear, "rabbit could have just asked for money and then he could have bought his own motorbike" So bear then wished that all the bears except him in the next wood were female too. The rabbit then asked for a motorcycle helmet, put it on and kickstarted the engine. The bear was shocked at how thick the rabbit was being, he could have asked for more money and bought his own
    " Rabbit, your last wish" the frog said. The rabbit said: "I wish the bear was gay", and drove off into the distance.

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