Love Jokes

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    A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
    "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you more...

    A love story

    Hot 2 years ago

    John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She now lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard more...

    Ode to Valentine's Day

    Hot 1 year ago

    Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
    What the hell is that schtuff for
    People get mushy and start acting queer
    It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
    Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
    I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
    And wear all black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade?
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
    Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.
    So there's my story... what can I say?
    Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!

    Upmanship

    Hot 1 year ago

    An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife...she goes wild!

    Reincarnation Surprise

    Hot 2 years ago

    There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death.
    Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
    At the seance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"
    A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."
    Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"
    "It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."
    "What do you do all day?" asked Martha.
    "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. more...

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