Husband Jokes

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    Costume Party

    Hot 1 year agoby Little Johnny

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just more...

    A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

    She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

    The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

    The husband replies, "Well, not exactly - it's her that suffers, not me."

    Women and Toys

    Hot 1 year ago

    A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

    Good eyesight

    Hot 1 year agoby justincider

    A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror.
    "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear."
    Her hubby says, "Your fucking eyesight's good!"

    Close your curtains

    Hot 1 year agoby Jenny

    Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

    Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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