"Good eyesight" joke

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror.
"God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear."
Her hubby says, "Your fucking eyesight's good!"

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

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