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    A Mother's 3 Daughters

    Hot 1 year ago

    A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."
    Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra long. King Size".
    She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another more...

    Women and Toys

    Hot 1 year ago

    A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

    Women Only Hotel

    Hot 1 year ago

    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

    "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: " All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are more...

    Thinking of ex

    Hot 1 year agoby justincider

    A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship.
    "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
    "Why, because you miss me?"
    "No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

    A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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