"Swami" joke

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Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller.
"Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?"
The swami answers...."Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one."

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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