"A stolen VISA Credit Card" joke

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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
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bbbbb:same goes for my wife
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