Q: Why are cyclones named after women?
A: Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.
Q: Why are cyclones named after men?
A: Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
Hurry! Can you run away from the storm?
Q: What did the cyclone say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
What did the cyclone say to the other cyclone?
I have my eye on you!