Jenny's Jokes

Q: Why are cyclones named after women?
A: Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.

Q: Why are cyclones named after men?
A: Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cyclone.
Cyclone who?
Hurry! Can you run away from the storm?

Q: What did the cyclone say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.

Q: How do cyclones see?
A: With one eye!

What did the cyclone say to the other cyclone?
I have my eye on you!

Q: Why did the weather want privacy?
A: It was changing.

Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?"
Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."