Q. How can u tell when an Italian plane lands at the airport?
A. It's the one with the hair under its wings!
Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the exterminators!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!
Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.