"Blonde goes to the bar" joke

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Mike:Ha ha ha ... that's so true about my girl! I just see her doing it!!!! ;)
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