"Blonde goes to the bar" joke

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There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
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Mike:Ha ha ha ... that's so true about my girl! I just see her doing it!!!! ;)
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