"Blonde goes to the bar" joke

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Mike:Ha ha ha ... that's so true about my girl! I just see her doing it!!!! ;)
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