"Blonde goes to the bar" joke

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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Mike:Ha ha ha ... that's so true about my girl! I just see her doing it!!!! ;)
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