"The cross of elephant with a kangaroo" joke

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot’s preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base, and an airman who was off duty is called out more...

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