"Cyclone and a palm tree" joke

Q: What did the cyclone say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.

Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock?
A: It's a beautiful tail.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

What did the cyclone say to the coconut tree?
. ... Hold on to your nuts' cos I'm gonna blow you hard!!

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