"Cyclone and a palm tree" joke

Q: What did the cyclone say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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