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    Q. how do you confuse a blonde?
    A. write on a piece of paper turn over and on the other side write turn over. Give it to a blonde and enjoy!

    Blonde Confusion

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    How do you confuse a blonde?
    Put her in a circular and tell her to pee in a corner.
    How does the blonde confuse you?
    She pees in a corner

    19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
    1.) Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
    2.) While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
    3.) Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
    4.) While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
    5.) Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
    6.) Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
    7.) Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
    8.) While he's in more...

    A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
    The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
    Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
    A. A wind tunnel.
    Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
    A. You can't, they have always been like that.
    Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
    A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
    Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
    A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
    Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
    A: She drowns it.
    Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
    A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

    How do u confuse a blonde?
    Put her in a circled room and tell her to pee in a corner.
    How does the blonde confuse you?
    She tells you what corner she peed in.

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