"Cyclones' vision" joke
Q: How do cyclones see?
A: With one eye!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a more...
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.