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    Tight Skirt

    Hot 1 year ago

    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the more...

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    There was a German, an Italian and a Newfie on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die...
    1. To be shot
    2. To be hung
    3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death
    The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
    The Italian said "Just hang me." With a snap of the rope he was dead.
    Then the Newfie said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot and the Newfie fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
    The Newfie said "Give me another one of those shots." The guards injected him again and now the Newfie was laughing so hard that tears rolled down his cheeks and he was doubled over laughing.
    Finally the warden said "What is wrong with you?"
    The Newfie replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom."

    The Longest Duck Joke

    Hot 1 year ago

    A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck. I'm really sorry, but we need the money. I want you to take the duck to town and bring back the money."So the son takes the duck and sets off down the road. Halfway to town he runs into a hooker. She says, "Hey kid, I could show you a really good time if you're interested." He replies, "I'd sure like to, but all I have to pay with is this duck." "Well," she says, "maybe we can work something out."So they go off into the bushes and the branches are snapping and feathers flying... When they come out, she is breathless and says, "Wow! That was incredible! Not bad for a kid. Tell you what, if you can do that again, I'll give you back your duck."As you might guess, he's all for that idea. So they return to the bushes and get it on again. When they are done she is still amazed at his more...

    WOW BALGOBIN....

    Hot 1 year ago

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
    BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    -TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
    BALGOBIN: Here it is!
    TEACHER: more...

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