Give Me A Push - Drunks Jokes. Give Me A Push - Drunks Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, drunks, and overall stupidity of alcohol and drinking. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and