Chase Jokes

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    I Screwed your mom

    Hot 1 year ago

    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

    Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

    The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says,' 'Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

    The chase (Parental advisory: explicit)

    Hot 1 year agoby
    IKICKASS

    As a drunk guy staggers out of the pussy club one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.
    Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.
    In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, “If that’s the way you want it, you can keep your fucking ice creams!”

    Making bets

    Hot 7 years ago

    A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it here in this bag..." and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations. This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally. Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money. She says, "Gambling." "Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?" "Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For more...

    Men chasing women

    Hot 5 years ago

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    The old lady in the bank

    Hot 5 years ago

    A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan
    Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man
    at the window that she wished to take the 3 million she had in the
    bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first, though,
    she wished to meet the president of Chase Manhattan Bank due to the
    amount of money involved.
    The teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request and after
    opening the paper bag and seeing the bundles of 1,000 bills which
    amounted to right around 3 million, telephoned the bank's secretary
    to obtain an appointment for the lady.
    The lady was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's
    office. Introductions were made and she stated that she would like
    to get to know the people she did business with on a more personal
    level. The bank president then asked her where she came into such a
    large amount of money. "Was it an inheritance?" he asked. more...

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