"Hurricane says to another" joke

What did the cyclone say to the other cyclone?
I have my eye on you!

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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