"premature ejaculation" joke

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

The husband replies, "Well, not exactly - it's her that suffers, not me."

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Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
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