"College girl visits the doctor" joke

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A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Don:Why must it be a girlfriend? It'd be much better if it was a boyfriend.
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Trista hashaw:Your hair line go why back it was in slavery
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jade:i dont get this joke
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