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    A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
    "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you more...

    Mother of six

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
    He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
    One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
    His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back...
    "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

    The Boyfriend

    Hot 1 year ago

    A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ''H'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
    "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he''s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ''Y'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he''s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ''M'' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
    "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

    School Sweatshirts

    Hot 1 year ago

    A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.

    "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

    "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest.

    "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

    "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest.

    "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the more...

    A Proud Indian

    Hot 2 years ago

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
    There is, however, one exception.
    A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
    The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
    "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
    "I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
    "Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
    The teacher is now angry.
    "That's no reason", she says loudly, "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
    A pause, and a smile.
    "Then," more...

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