"Why don't blind people like to " joke

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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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