"Why don't blind people like to " joke

Hot 2 years ago

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: more...

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 53 vote(s). 75% are positive. 0 comment(s).