"YO MAMMA" joke

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YO MAMMA so dumb she got ran over by a parked car and its true dont deny it i saw it with my own blind eyes!!! and i spent all of last night sniffing a rug

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IGLOOfart78:haha hilarious
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Anonym:Lol that was so stupid that it was funny
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the stud:thats the same thing i do on weekends with my girl friend
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