"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

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Brianna:Ur Haiti's far as 1323
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naruto:guess what your hairline sad to me nothing cause its so short
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GabberJaws:Lol so fuckin funny
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pj:me and your hair go back to 200 b.c
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denzel:your hairline is so back lebron gave you his hairline for christmas
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denzel:Your hairline is so back I thought it was went across the country
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TL:I know you can't play poker the last time checked yo hairline was worst than the Joker
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