"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
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1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I love deadlines. I more...

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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naruto:guess what your hairline sad to me nothing cause its so short
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pj:me and your hair go back to 200 b.c
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denzel:your hairline is so back lebron gave you his hairline for christmas
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denzel:Your hairline is so back I thought it was went across the country
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TL:I know you can't play poker the last time checked yo hairline was worst than the Joker
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