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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's?
Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure.

How is a woman like a cop car?
They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did Adam say when he woke up and found that a rib was missing?
Whew, something smells fishy around here.

Why do women get P.M.S.?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.

Why did god put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.