"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, more...

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Jazzy:U are so ugly that millions of people committed a sucide.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister. So a rephrased punchline would be: "Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
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mel:That's great
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mel:funny
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mason:your hairline is like atlantis there still looking for it
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David Kelly:my friend's hairline looks like someone did the Nay Nay on it :D
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David Kelly:yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
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jeff:because pencils, when used, create particles that can float in the micro-G atmosphere of the ISS and get into electronic components. plus you also have to carry a sharpener.
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amarae williams:your mama so old that when she looked in her year book she saw moses
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amarae williams:some of these jokes are old as ever get some new jokes yall
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