"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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by ellie

- move out the way i got a flame?
- nan put the ginger kid down

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Jazzy:U are so ugly that millions of people committed a sucide.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister. So a rephrased punchline would be: "Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
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mel:That's great
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mel:funny
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mason:your hairline is like atlantis there still looking for it
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David Kelly:my friend's hairline looks like someone did the Nay Nay on it :D
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David Kelly:yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
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jeff:because pencils, when used, create particles that can float in the micro-G atmosphere of the ISS and get into electronic components. plus you also have to carry a sharpener.
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amarae williams:your mama so old that when she looked in her year book she saw moses
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amarae williams:some of these jokes are old as ever get some new jokes yall
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