"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Jazzy:U are so ugly that millions of people committed a sucide.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister. So a rephrased punchline would be: "Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
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mel:That's great
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mel:funny
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mason:your hairline is like atlantis there still looking for it
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David Kelly:my friend's hairline looks like someone did the Nay Nay on it :D
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David Kelly:yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
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jeff:because pencils, when used, create particles that can float in the micro-G atmosphere of the ISS and get into electronic components. plus you also have to carry a sharpener.
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amarae williams:your mama so old that when she looked in her year book she saw moses
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amarae williams:some of these jokes are old as ever get some new jokes yall
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