Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!
your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.