Fat Jokes

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

I was a chubby kid. My parents sent me to fat camp. I was nervous, but my big brother said, "As soon as you get there, stab the fattest kid you see. No-one will mess with you." I get off the bus at fat camp and some kid runs straight up and stabs me.

My wife asked me for something that does nought to sixty in 5 seconds for her birthday.

I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.